I love my gene pool

[mi_guida]

Me (in best sweet-and-innocent-little-girl voice): "(Exhibits empty stapler) The stapler's hungry"
Dad: "It's OK. (Gets out staples) Loooots of staple food just here. We feed it a staple diet"

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[cjholding.livejournal.com]

That's the sort of thing my father would come out with, although I probably wouldn't have done the girly voice ;)

I think it's a requirement of being a father to come up with bad puns.